About me that is. Well, I don't care if you do or not because now that you're reading this, you shall know. Let's begin.

As you should know, I'm Elizabeth. I am 18 years of age. And I live in Ohio, it's pretty boring and all that surrounds me are things like cows, tractors, hay, and gravel. I am currently in between colleges. I finished a semester and a half at Baldwin-Wallace College in Cleveland. Now I'm transferring to University of Cincinnati in the fall. As for high school, I attended St. Patrick's School in Kentucky. However, I am not Catholic, my mother is. I guess I would consider myself an Atheist. I did enjoy high school though. You know, the lasting memories and friendships, blah, blah, blah. I've become very selective of my close friends. I'd say I have four at the moment. My BFF is Amanda. She's pretty awesome, like myself. We have a lot of crazy adventures in Da Ville and such. We are also drinking partners because we keep each other from doing stupid things. Then there is my buddy Hope. She's pretty much like me, except we look different. And she's not as emotional as me. Definitely not. I'm an emotional wreak, basically. But we share a love of music. And alcohol. And scary movies. Then there is Megan, she was my roommate at BW. It's like one of those "becoming best friends in like 3 days" kind of thing. And then Jeremy. I can talk to him about pretty much anything and he seems to give me pretty good advice. He's currently in Iraq because he's a dumbass. But he will be home June 25th. I'm counting down the seconds. I'm also kind of sure I like him. He doesn't know that yet. Then there is Richard whom of which I could write a book about. He fluctuates between being the greatest person in the world and the worst person in the world. I'm uncertain if I like him, but I know I really love him. He holds a grudge against me for some things I did to him in the past so we haven't talked in a very long time. I miss him though.

Music. Where to start? I love it, I know that. I listen to music everyday of my life. People call me emo. I mean, I can be. But everyone is "emo" at one point in time. So it's whatever. I listen to a lot of music and I know a lot of shit about it. Let's see, my favorites are...Straylight Run (seen them), Street To Nowhere (them too), Brand New, Hit The Lights, Fall Out Boy (and them), Dashboard Confessional, Jimmy Eat World, Something Corporate, Taking Back Sunday, The Academy Is..., Secondhand Serenade, Blink-182, The Killers, Panic! At The Disco, Cartel, Death Cab For Cutie, Elvis Presley, From First To Last, Green Day, Guns N'Roses, Mae, My Chemical Romance, Snow Patrol, and The Used. Those are the main ones that I probably know almost every word to every song. As of today, May 23, 2007 I have 2505 songs on my iTunes. I like to have all of the CDs of my favorite bands, or at least all of the songs they have recorded. I guess it's like a collection because then I feel like a "true" fan. I guess it's weird. I hate 12-year-old girls that I see at concerts. Especially if they are with their parents. They just annoy me. And they make me feel old.

I wear black nail polish because I like the way it looks. Not because it's "scene" or because I want to be cool. I don't slit my wrists either. I don't think of suicide attempts as a way of certain people to accept me. I don't like the fact that I even think of suicide, but I do. However, I have a heart and it's not black. I think of the people my death could hurt. How special. Anyways, I hate people who cut themselves so they fit the "image" they want. Whatever. I doubt you stupid little kids don't know pain and suffering except for the fact that your boyfriend of a month broke up with you. I know, I know. He was "the one". Please. Relationships are overrated. I make fun of these people regularly. But I hate when people think I am one of them. I'm not. Whatever.

Anyways, I also enjoy movies. I'll watch at least anything once. Except Pirates Of The Caribbean. Those movies...ugh...I just don't care for them. But I enjoy pirates in general. But yeah, some of my favorites are 28 Days Later, Dawn Of The Dead, Borat, Garden State, The Shining, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Superman Returns, The Butterfly Effect, I <3 Huckabees, Donnie Darko, The Emperor's New Groove, Super Troopers, Beer Fest, Anchorman, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, American History X, High Tension, Big Fish, Team America, Moulin Rouge, The Day After Tomorrow, Finding Nemo, Bless The Child, Rent, 28 Weeks Later, Smokin' Aces, ATHF : MFFT, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Cruel Intentions, Jarhead, Don't Say A Word, Little Miss Sunshine, Waiting, Grandma's Boy, Saved!, Empire Records, Talladega Nights, Dogma, Old School, A Walk To Remember, Underworld, Underworld:Evolution, Identity, The Exorcist, and Dreamgirls. Those are basically the movies I actually bought plus a few I haven't. And of course all the Harry Potter movies since Harry Potter is my life. =]

Which brings me to books. Oh books are my life too. Of course, the Harry Potter series. I've read all of them at least twice. Other books I enjoy are Smashed, A Wrinkle In Time, Many Waters, A Wind In The Door, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, A Rumor Of War, Wicked, The Lovely Bones, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Shining, Deception Point, The Diary Of A South Beach Party Girl, Go Ask Alice, Chinese Cinderella, In Cold Blood, To Kill A Mockingbird, Nothing Feels Good, and The Martian Chronicles. That's all I can think of at the moment. There are like way more.

Then there is this awesome invention called TELEVISION. I like it. Some things I watch on this great thing are Spongebob, ATHF, Futurama, South Park, Robot Chicken, Degrassi, Dawson's Creek, Best Week Ever, Human Giant, The Whitest Kids You Know, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, SNL, MAD TV, E! True Hollywood Stories, and the News. But most of the time my TV is on SIRIUS Alt Nation 6021.

Well, I can't really think of anything else that major that could produce a whole paragraph so I'll just fill you in on random things about me. I like to make faces and I rarely smile in pictures. I'm short. I wear emo glasses. My favorite colors are pink, black, and aqua. I love Taco Bell. I do have a job, as a waitress. I make as much money as a hooker. I have a lot of jewelry, but I hardly ever wear any. I have a lot of shoes and socks, but I hate wearing both. I play softball like nobody's business. I love juice. I have hand prints all over my bedroom walls because I thought it would look "artistic", it doesn't. I enjoy Cyanide & Happiness. I like Facebook better then MySpace. I only have time for AIM, MSN and Yahoo can suck my balls, if I had any. I like to play The Sims because it makes me feel like God. I go on YouTube a lot. I have a problem saving money. I smoke when I'm crunk. I suck at relationships. I can't sing. I like things with dots. I'm a text message whore and I tend to send people text messages when I'm sitting right next to them. I've always thought my friends and I deserve a TV show. I can be a make out whore. I'm very humorous and I say funny shit every day of my life. I have a special laugh. I'm kind of a bitch sometimes. My mommy and I are very close. I have this niece and she is the cutest thing ever. Stephen Lynch is funny and hot, I'd totally do him. Sometimes, I'm stupid. I'm going to be famous one day, right?

Oh, and like, join this club please? kthanks.